As i'm sure any male would admit, i love porn and yes i watch it often. If you've read anything i've written so far i'm sure you could guess i'm a horny mofo, but hey such is life.
Anyway, porn got me semi fooled. Firstly lets just clarify, no i don't think that porn situations are real and every hot girl just wants to fuck their plumber and cable repair guy. What i do mean is....
Porn got me believing that there's a girl out there, maybe even a few, that are posssibllyyy as big a freak as me. It MIGHTTT just be true. Ones that love to give head, get face fucked, get fucked in general, try new positions, likes threesomes, actually wants to try anal. Girls that like fucking in cars, public areas, outside, in stores/restaurants and jacuzzis. Girls that dirty talk and will give lapdances and put on lingerie and costumes. Girls that well climb under the table in a restaurant when you least expect it and suck your cock. Ones that leave a note for you when you come home, that food was ordered and dessert is upstairs, only for you to get upstairs and she's in nothing but a sexy lace thong holding a pair of handcuffs. One that'll wake you up in the middle of the night to fuck, ones that like being woken up in the middle of the night to fuck. Ones that enjoy being woke up with your head between their legs.
And then if she can dress it up, meaning look appropriate and good by your side while you rocking a tux or suit. Someone to take out to friends and such, but know that when you get home and it's just you two, you're putting a blindfold on her and ravaging.
Somewhere this type of girl...this equally horny, sexy, freak girl....this lady in the streets. Does such a girl exist, anywhere???
Oh pornogrpahy, what a wonderful bitch you really are.
Oh, I promise they're out there ;)
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